{"id":932,"date":"2011-06-28T04:51:03","date_gmt":"2011-06-28T04:51:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.corvanvliet.nl\/?p=932"},"modified":"2011-06-28T04:51:03","modified_gmt":"2011-06-28T04:51:03","slug":"932","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.corvanvliet.nl\/?p=932","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.corvanvliet.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/mug-t117491.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-933\" title=\"mug-t11749[1]\" src=\"http:\/\/www.corvanvliet.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/mug-t117491-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Een zweefvliegende<br \/>\nlaaghangende mug<br \/>\nin de omgang nogal stug<br \/>\nwilde alle dagen nietsen<br \/>\ntotdat hij mij zag fietsen<br \/>\nzoemde lustig met me mee<br \/>\nik dacht nu even niet nee<br \/>\njouw vraag ik<br \/>\necht niet op de thee<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">maar ach hij was al binnen<br \/>\nwat moest ik nu beginnen<br \/>\nhij was mijn luchtpijp<br \/>\nzoemend in gegaan<br \/>\nkloppen, hoesten<br \/>\nzitten, blazen, slaan<br \/>\nwat voelde ik me ademloos<br \/>\nhet luchtkanaal was<br \/>\nafgesloten<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">na dat ik even op mijn<br \/>\nhoofd had gestaan<br \/>\nis hij gelukkig langzaam<br \/>\nde pijp uit gegaan<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Een zweefvliegende laaghangende mug in de omgang nogal stug wilde alle dagen nietsen totdat hij mij zag fietsen zoemde lustig met me mee ik dacht nu even niet nee jouw vraag ik echt niet op de thee maar ach hij &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.corvanvliet.nl\/?p=932\">Lees verder <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[40],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.corvanvliet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.corvanvliet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.corvanvliet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.corvanvliet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.corvanvliet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=932"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.corvanvliet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":934,"href":"https:\/\/www.corvanvliet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932\/revisions\/934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.corvanvliet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.corvanvliet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.corvanvliet.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}